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Why did the vampire go to the
orthodontist?
To improve his bite... |
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What do you get when you cross a vampire
and a snowman?
Frostbite... |
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Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy... |
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How do witches keep their hair in place
while flying?
With scare spray... |
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What do you get when you cross a werewolf
and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck... |
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately... |
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Why don't skeletons ever go out on the
town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with... |
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